Fun with Ketchup

What do you do with a massive bucket of ketchup? Some dear friends of ours moved to Virginia and we helped them clean out thier refridgerator. We came home with quite a few condiment jars/bottles one was an army supply of Heinz ketchup. I already had 3 squeeze bottles from last years BBQ, so I didn't really have a good use for this tomato goodness. In steps Nathaniel. Can I help you with that, momma? Now I'm thinking to myself this is going to be such a mess, but he might really have some fun. And soon enough he was at the countertop with the funnel, a measuring cup, and empty squeeze bottle and a huge drum of ketchup. He had so much fun (almost an hour of entertainment) and he even got to eat the ketchup for breakfast!